Your best comebacks.

[w_sohl]

Kid comes flying through the lane on a drive to the basket. Slides between two defenders in the air and crashes to the floor with slight contact created by him. His teammates ask me if there was a foul and I ask them, "Did I blow my whistle?", they respond, "No." "Then there was no foul.", "Well how did he hit the floor then?", "He didn't land on his feet."

I wasn't even saying this to be funny at the time, I was just explaining exactly what I saw but the more I thought about it the funnier it got, to me anyway...