Your best comebacks.

[bossref]

"Hey ref, does your whistle work?"

"Yup, it works just fine. Watch!"
then T him up

Former college coach to a group meeting of officials
after being asked does he ever do/say anything to
get a T called (to fire up his team)
"Hey ref, call 3 seconds.
I know that if you can't count to three
you could at least cont to one three times!"

"How can you call that?"
Well let's see. I put my tongue into the front of the
whistle and then I blow air through it!"