Your best comebacks.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by just another ref
Disclaimer: I've only said this at very low level games, and usually not to coaches, only to fans.

C'mon ref, give us a break. C'mon ref, have a heart. etc.

I say, "If you want sympathy, call your mother. If you want charity, call the salvation army. I have a job to do."

Don't forget, "If you want justice, call Judge Judy".