Your best comebacks.

[fletch_irwin_m]

Being someone who is sarcastic by nature, mostly at myself, one of the things I have tried to keep in check is my quick tongue. This has made me dialogue less with coache then I probably should BUT these were a few I think we fun:

Coach "You can't call that"
Me "Yes I can.......I just did"

After a player was getting a little too excited about a defensive play he just made I blew the whistle to talk to give the kid a warning to leave the ball alone:
"#34, I know you made a great defensive play, you know you made a great defensive play, your coach, their coach, the crowd and certainly that player knows you made a great defensive play. Don't spoil it by having them see you get T'd up. Then they will think that play was just luck."

Coach screaming for me to call a foul, after I blew the whislte.
Me "Coach, I blew the whistle and called the foul, now if it all right with you I would like to report it and get back to the game". The call was in her favor, and one she had wanted all night.

Now the ones I have THOUGHT about saying........