Only in Soccer.

[bainsey]

Good lord.

Such piercings need to be filed under "don't ask, don't tell."

That said, there's no red card for jewelry under NFHS. The first such offense is a yellow card to the coach, and each subsequent is a yellow to the player.

I suppose that could lead to a soft red.... whoops, never mind.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by bainsey

I suppose that could lead to a soft red.... whoops, never mind.

ROFLMAO!!

MTD, Sr.

[Mark Padgett]

I know I've posted this before, but it fits with this thread and we have some newbies, so here goes.

A few years ago, I was working a 6th grade boys game in our local kids rec league. Just prior to the start, one of the players came up to me and said, "We have to take off all our jewelry, right?" I nodded and looked at him. I didn't see any jewelry. He then said, "So I have to take off my nipple rings, right?" Notice he said "rings" in the plural. At first I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't, so I just nodded again. He turned to his coach and said, "Coach, I have to go to the locker room for a minute." He then left the court.

My partner turned to me and asked, "How would you like to be that kid's dad?" My reply was "Uh, no".

[Altor]

Originally Posted by bainsey

Such piercings need to be filed under "don't ask, don't tell."

I was going through my normal pre-event talk with the competitors when I reminded them that all jewelry must be removed. One of them asked, "What about a Prince Albert?" My response was that if I see it, we have bigger problems than the jewelry rule.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by Altor

I was going through my normal pre-event talk with the competitors when I reminded them that all jewelry must be removed. One of them asked, "What about a Prince Albert?" My response was that if I see it, we have bigger problems than the jewelry rule.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!!

MTD, Sr.