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Old Sun May 21, 2000, 07:03pm
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I mentioned earlier in the week that I finally had two spring league games scheduled with Dave. They were the final two of the four I did today. All games were 8th grade girls. Dave did not disappoint me. Here's what happened.

First game, Dave T's a coach and then his assistant within about three seconds of each other. No question that both were fully justified. As he goes over to the table to report, some fan behind the scorer yells something about both the coach and assistant getting technicals, and what's that?

Dave looks at the guy and says, "That's T for two."

Second game, we had a coach who was about a million pounds overweight. He was wearing a golf shirt about a foot too short, and he is one of those guys who wears his pants below his gut. There was probably a foot of flesh showing all the way around.

During halftime, the guy leans over to pick up his clipboard. He shows about 12 inches of prime butt crack. Dave looks at it and says to me, "Jeez, you could mail a letter in that."

It's a good thing it was still halftime, because it took me at least 3 minutes to stop laughing.
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Old Sun May 21, 2000, 08:25pm
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Hey Mark all I can say is Dave sounds like one fun partner!
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Old Mon May 22, 2000, 01:17am
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POST MORE!
I love reading your stories!
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Old Tue May 23, 2000, 05:27pm
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Hey Mark...And I'll bet that if the guy had a nickel in his pocket you could tell whether is was HEADS or TAILS!
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Old Tue May 23, 2000, 05:39pm
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Oh yeah...one more...when he leaned over to pick-up his clip board, he was showing you his "VERTICAL SMILE"!
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Old Tue May 23, 2000, 07:48pm
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Originally posted by doghead:
Hey Mark...And I'll bet that if the guy had a nickel in his pocket you could tell whether is was HEADS or TAILS!


Actually - it looked like he had a roll of nickels in his front pocket. On second thought, it must have been half a roll of dimes

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