Backcourt or no call?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Mark Dexter
This isn't football where impetus (one of the coolest words ever) matters -

You wouldn't think "impetus" would be so cool if you were older and had that problem.It can cause many hours of worrying,has broken up marriages,and it is thought to be the cause of many physchological problems.Even the use of that wonder drug, Viagra,has not helped that much.You have to be very,very careful using it if you have heart problems.Yes,you.....

What?

Oh,IMPETUS!

Never mind.