Bizarre game - even for me!

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Anyway, while we were waiting, the kid sticks his finger on the cut knee and gets blood on his hand. I tell him not to do that. He asks why? I tell him it's because he might get knee-monia. He replies "Oh yeah - right." What a maroon.

The band-aid comes and we have to wait longer while I send him to the locker room to wash his hands with soap and water. The kid asks me if he has to wash both hands, or just the one with blood on it. By this time, I'm ready for another Prozac.

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I don't know, he may have got you back with this last one!