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Jurassic Referee Sun Oct 27, 2002 09:39pm
"Yes,Coach Knight,I realise that there are only 10 seconds left in the game and that you're down by 2--but your 3 best shooters are all chewing gum,and they will all have to leave the game immediately!"

Yup,I think that I'd pay to see some bozo try to call something like that!:D

WOW!!

zebraman Sun Oct 27, 2002 11:04pm
<i> Z-man, Long weekend?</i>

No, actually I did three games today and they were all as smooth as butter. But I thought this thread had become way too serious and could use some sarcasm.

Z

ChuckElias Mon Oct 28, 2002 09:38am
Quote:
Originally posted by zebraman
but I felt that since he had lost his head he should have to sit until the clock ran.
Unfortunately, Z, you screwed this up. Being headless is simply one form of a concussion. So he doesn't have to sit if he can get a note signed by a doctor. :)

Chuck

mick Mon Oct 28, 2002 09:43am
So, ....
 
Which team, Team A or Team B, at that time, was ahead a head?

Dan_ref Mon Oct 28, 2002 09:52am
I don't think I like where this thread is heading..

A Pennsylvania Coach Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:24am
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
I don't think I like where this thread is heading..
That's a heads-up observation Dan. Move to the head of the class!

Jurassic Referee Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:24am
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
I don't think I like where this thread is heading..
Well,you are the HEAD referee...

I can tell by the dirt on your knees.

Dan_ref Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:59am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
I don't think I like where this thread is heading..
Well,you are the HEAD referee...

I can tell by the dirt on your knees.
Nah, I just work the bowl these days, I usually get one of the new guys to scrub down under it. Saves a lot of wear
and tear on the knees.

BTW, looks like this new topic is picking up a head of steam...

mick Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:03am
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
I don't think I like where this thread is heading..
Well,you are the HEAD referee...

I can tell by the dirt on your knees.
Nah, I just work the bowl these days, I usually get one of the new guys to scrub down under it. Saves a lot of wear
and tear on the knees.

BTW, looks like this new topic is <u>picking up</u> a head of steam...
Looks like it may be "backing up".

AK ref SE Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:50am
I am way aHEAD of the game up here in Alaska......Gum freezes so it doesn't stick to the floor.

AK ref SE

mick Mon Oct 28, 2002 12:03pm
Okay, I'll start....
 
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor
on the bedpost over night?
If your mother says, "Don't chew it!",
Do you swallow it in spite?
....

Jurassic Referee Mon Oct 28, 2002 12:53pm
Re: Okay, I'll start....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mick
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor
on the bedpost over night?
If your mother says, "Don't chew it!",
Do you swallow it in spite?
....
"When you eat your Smarties,do you eat the red ones last?....."

Hey,wait a dad-gummed minute!! Ain't nobody eating Smarties in MY game!! Them things are dangerous!!(See R2-3)


[Edited by Jurassic Referee on Oct 28th, 2002 at 12:02 PM]

Mark Dexter Mon Oct 28, 2002 04:33pm
Re: Unbelievable
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ChuckElias
How is it possible that this thread has generated over 1130 views?!?!?! :confused: If only our rules discussions stayed this focused for 6 pages! ;)

Chuck
Chuck, you call this focused?

:p

Mark Dexter Mon Oct 28, 2002 04:34pm
Quote:
Originally posted by zebraman
I was reffing a rec game today and A1 goes in for a dunk while chewing gum. While in the air, he blows a bubble and the G-forces and wind resistance cause it the gum to wrap around his neck. On his way down, the gum gets caught in the net and he gets decapitated. The coach of Team A called time-out to try to keep his headless player in the game, but I felt that since he had lost his head he should have to sit until the clock ran. Then I realized that it was cinnamon gum so I called two technical fouls. I used the elastic powers of being the referee to apply the fouls as indirects against the head coach and sent him packing.

Did I get a little too militant? :-)

Z
No - that's the problem with sugarless gum! If you had regular gum, this wouldn't have happened!

ChuckElias Mon Oct 28, 2002 04:40pm
Re: Re: Unbelievable
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mark Dexter
Chuck, you call this focused?

:p
Well, it was when I made that post, 500 views ago!!!


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