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Old Mon Jan 10, 2011, 04:18pm
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Hey - give her a break. She might need the job. Maybe she's the same blonde who got fired from her job in quality control at the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
I'm still upset about her being fired. I used to pick up her "seconds" at a very reduced rate.
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Old Mon Jan 10, 2011, 07:20pm
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Clocks should come with a "dead-man's switch" so they automatically stop if the operator gets knocked off the chair.
Most officials prefer that the clock keep running, and running, and running, and running.
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Old Mon Jan 10, 2011, 07:22pm
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Fun With Typos ...

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Clockgirl Gets Clocked
A few typos in this title and Mark Padgett would have a field day.
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Old Mon Jan 10, 2011, 07:39pm
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It's even funnier when he gets one in the nuts.
Had a partner that took a nut shot about 3 years ago.

"Excuse me but is this your testicle?"
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