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Mark Padgett Mon Dec 20, 2010 09:31pm
Here's an old post for you.
 
So you guys like old posts? Here's one I made back in 2000. I just had to reprise it because it's so funny.


Before the Super Bowl today, I had two boys varsity rec league games. In the second one, A1 was getting a little rough and Coach B kept complaining. At one point, A1 pushed B1 and my partner called the foul.

Coach B immediately said we've got to stop A1 from being so rough. My partner (the "infamous Dave") told the coach that he did call the foul. The coach said that's not enough.

"OK", said Dave. "How about we throw him out of the game, suspend him for life, blow up his car, burn down his house and then shoot his dog? Would you be happy then?"

I cracked up.

Jurassic Referee Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:07pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 708883)
"How about we throw him out of the game, suspend him for life, blow up his car, burn down his house and then shoot his dog?
Sounds like a country song.....

Welpe Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee (Post 708894)
Sounds like a country song.....
It's missing the reference to a plastic jug of tequila or Kentucky bourbon though.

26 Year Gap Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:58pm
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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 708895)
It's missing the reference to a plastic jug of tequila or Kentucky bourbon though.
With the full moon & lunar eclipse, only moonshine would fill the bill tonight.

BillyMac Tue Dec 21, 2010 07:26am
Don't We Have A Redundancy Department ???
 
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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap (Post 708908)
With the full moon & lunar eclipse.
Redundant. Lunar eclipse will suffice.

26 Year Gap Tue Dec 21, 2010 08:20am
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Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 708934)
Redundant. Lunar eclipse will suffice.
No, they're not. Really. They're not.

newera21 Tue Dec 21, 2010 08:53am
It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison

26 Year Gap Tue Dec 21, 2010 08:59am
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Originally Posted by newera21 (Post 708947)
It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
It's implied.

Welpe Tue Dec 21, 2010 09:19am
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Originally Posted by 26 year gap (Post 708945)
no, they're not. Really. They're not.
+1

BBrules Tue Dec 21, 2010 09:35am
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Originally Posted by newera21 (Post 708947)
It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
Or trains or pickup trucks

Welpe Tue Dec 21, 2010 09:56am
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Originally Posted by BBrules (Post 708956)
Or trains or pickup trucks
I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.

Adam Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:12am
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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 708957)
I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.
Or a Firebird (mullet not included).

Welpe Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:14am
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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 708962)
Or a Firebird (mullet not included).
That sits so well with your signature it should be criminal.

26 Year Gap Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:30am
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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 708957)
I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.
Or an El Camino...

BillyMac Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:38pm
Can't Happen Any Other Way ...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap (Post 708945)
No, they're not. Really. They're not.
All lunar eclipses occur during a full moon. Every single one of them. No such thing as a crescent, gibbous, first quarter, last quarter, or new moon, lunar eclipse.


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