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Here's an old post for you.
So you guys like old posts? Here's one I made back in 2000. I just had to reprise it because it's so funny.
Before the Super Bowl today, I had two boys varsity rec league games. In the second one, A1 was getting a little rough and Coach B kept complaining. At one point, A1 pushed B1 and my partner called the foul. Coach B immediately said we've got to stop A1 from being so rough. My partner (the "infamous Dave") told the coach that he did call the foul. The coach said that's not enough. "OK", said Dave. "How about we throw him out of the game, suspend him for life, blow up his car, burn down his house and then shoot his dog? Would you be happy then?" I cracked up. |
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Don't We Have A Redundancy Department ???
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It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
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Can't Happen Any Other Way ...
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Astronomy Today ...
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OK. Maybe redundant was the wrong word. "With the full moon & lunar eclipse" is kind of like saying, "I've got a five cent nickel (referring to 21st century American coins). I'm sure that mbyron will be along shortly to tell us what was wrong, if anything, with the statement, "With the full moon & lunar eclipse". |
Always Listen To bob
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Perhaps you mean that the set of lunar eclipses is a proper subset of the set of full moons? It makes more sense to say this without set theory, IMO. I think I'm going to have a great game tonight. This thread is making me a better official. :D |
Education Is The Key To Success ...
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I Need A Place To Sleep ...
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Sha-Na-Na ...
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We have pictures of you so-called "mooners!" And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you! At this very moment, those pictures are on their way to Washington, where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a federal charge! mbyron: Thanks. It works. |
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