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Old Mon Dec 20, 2010, 09:31pm
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So you guys like old posts? Here's one I made back in 2000. I just had to reprise it because it's so funny.


Before the Super Bowl today, I had two boys varsity rec league games. In the second one, A1 was getting a little rough and Coach B kept complaining. At one point, A1 pushed B1 and my partner called the foul.

Coach B immediately said we've got to stop A1 from being so rough. My partner (the "infamous Dave") told the coach that he did call the foul. The coach said that's not enough.

"OK", said Dave. "How about we throw him out of the game, suspend him for life, blow up his car, burn down his house and then shoot his dog? Would you be happy then?"

I cracked up.
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Old Mon Dec 20, 2010, 10:07pm
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"How about we throw him out of the game, suspend him for life, blow up his car, burn down his house and then shoot his dog?
Sounds like a country song.....
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Old Mon Dec 20, 2010, 10:12pm
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Sounds like a country song.....
It's missing the reference to a plastic jug of tequila or Kentucky bourbon though.
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Old Mon Dec 20, 2010, 10:58pm
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It's missing the reference to a plastic jug of tequila or Kentucky bourbon though.
With the full moon & lunar eclipse, only moonshine would fill the bill tonight.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 07:26am
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Don't We Have A Redundancy Department ???
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With the full moon & lunar eclipse.
Redundant. Lunar eclipse will suffice.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 08:20am
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Redundant. Lunar eclipse will suffice.
No, they're not. Really. They're not.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 08:53am
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It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 08:59am
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It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
It's implied.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 09:19am
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no, they're not. Really. They're not.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 09:35am
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It couldn't be a country song.... it doesn't mention mama or prison
Or trains or pickup trucks
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 09:56am
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Or trains or pickup trucks
I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 10:12am
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I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.
Or a Firebird (mullet not included).
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 10:14am
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Or a Firebird (mullet not included).
That sits so well with your signature it should be criminal.
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 10:30am
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I think car could be substituted for pickup in this case...especially if we're talking about a Trans-Am or '69 Charger.
Or an El Camino...
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Old Tue Dec 21, 2010, 12:38pm
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No, they're not. Really. They're not.
All lunar eclipses occur during a full moon. Every single one of them. No such thing as a crescent, gibbous, first quarter, last quarter, or new moon, lunar eclipse.
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