OT - basketballs are too noisy?

[Mark Padgett]

I'll stay off topic with this comment about another totally different story. A woman who works for a courier service around here apparently had been stealing checks from some of her company's clients and depositing them into her personal account. When her bank figured out what she was doing, they closed her account. She decided to turn herself in and sent an email to the county sheriff's department. At the end of her email (according to the local paper) she asked that if she had to go to jail, could she just go on weekends.

Funny.