Originally Posted by Pantherdreams (Post 682562)

- COach to player 13 across the gym "It's Ok Richie I'ld travel too if I got whacked in the face!" You mean like this? "T"?"

- "This game is terrible right now and its your fault."Which is rather ironic since I am not actually playing." or "Right now? This game has been terrible since I saw it on my schedule"

- In response to "Coach you just worry about your job." "Does that mean you are going start worrying about yours?"No, but I do appreciate your concern.

- "Jeeze you want to screw someone this bad get a girlfriend!"Maybe I don't like girls?

- "You might be the worst official I've ever seen, except that you didn't work the first half alone."Really? I can name at least 2 officials worse than me, but for the life of me I can't think of any worse coaches than you

- "If I get my kids to put on the home teams blood jerseys in the second half can we get a foul call."Only if he has had his shots
I couldn't think of anything off the top of my head for the last one