Spring league starts in two weeks

[Mark Padgett]

.....and I've been assigned to work with her. Don't worry, I'll get her to remove her, er, hat.

[M&M Guy]

I know someone's gonna say it, so I'll just beat them to it:

What hat?

[grunewar]

I'd seriously be surprised if she moves beyond Rec Ball.......I mean, look at all that long hair!

She'll probably be chastised and not evaluated well by assignors, coaches and other officials.

Mentor her Padgett!

(Should the above be in blue?)

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

.....and I've been assigned to work with her. Don't worry, I'll get her to remove her, er, hat.

Make sure she knows the first rule of officiating.

[DLH17]

Operative word here is "spring", or, in Padgett's case his spring has apparently "sprung".

[Adam]

Originally Posted by DLH17

Operative word here is "spring", or, in Padgett's case his spring has apparently "sprung".

Medication not included.

[AKOFL]

Do thoes boots have scuff proof soles? That is my only concern about working with her. Do you know how many calls we could totaly screw up and no one would notice. I think we need one of her on every crew. NO matter how bad the call the coach would always want to talk to her. I'm seeing no down side here.

[Mark Padgett]

Let's face it. With her running around the court, we wouldn't be distracted by any hot moms. I'm not sure that's a good thing, though.

[AKOFL]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Let's face it. With her running around the court, we wouldn't be distracted by any hot moms. I'm not sure that's a good thing, though.

What if she is a hot mom? O... you see my point

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

.....and I've been assigned to work with her. Don't worry, I'll get her to remove her, er, hat.

Wouldn't she be commiting too many double-dribble violations?

Are you sure she's not a cheerleader for the officials?

[AKOFL]

[QUOTE=chseagle;672314]Wouldn't she be commiting too many double-dribble violations?

No. that would be me

[ref3808]

1. Is that a Fox40?
2. I'd like to be the whistle, regardless of brand.
2. Where does she carry an extra whistle for tracking possession?
3. Will she chase loose balls?
4. Would Padgett work overtime games if it was with her?
5. Would Padgett know it was overtime?
6. Can she switch on shooting fouls?
7. Does she give good pre-game?