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Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 26, 2010 09:46am

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Originally Posted by RichMSN (Post 670745)
No, cause I'd probably start laughing on the court. And then something would burst in Martin's head and I'd feel responsible.

Aren't some coaches just the cutest l'il things when they go into their "high dudgeon" mode? I'm with you; I've had a heckuva time repressing the urge to start giggling at some of 'em. They forget that I got a whistle that's 10 feet tall, faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and can bend steel with it's bare hands. And I ain't afraid to use it(if I can blow it while giggling). :D

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 26, 2010 09:47am

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Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 670770)
And debating now would be a waste of keystrokes since I doubt either one of us will say anything that hasn't already been proffered.

Amen, Brother Newz. Amen.

Raymond Fri Mar 26, 2010 09:53am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee (Post 670771)
Aren't some coaches just the cutest l'il things when they go into their "high dudgeon" mode? I'm with you; I've had a heckuva time repressing the urge to start giggling at some of 'em. They forget that I got a whistle that's 10 feet tall, faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and can bend steel with it's bare hands. And I ain't afraid to use it(if I can blow it while giggling). :D

It's funny, cuzz when I was still playing military ball I used to think staring down a ref accomplished something. Now I realize I looked like an idiot. I now ref with those guys I sillily thought I was intimidating.

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:02am

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Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 670773)
It's funny, cause when I was still playing military ball I used to think staring down a ref accomplished something. Now I realize I looked like an idiot. I now ref with those guys I sillily thought I was intimidating.

They seem to forget that if you could be that easily intimidated, you wouldn't have been assigned to that game in the first place.

I've always felt that the best response to this particular tactic was....nothing. Blank look. That seems to infuriate some of them even more. And it sureasheck also doesn't give them anything that they can complain about later.

M&M Guy Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:09am

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Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 670773)
I now ref with those guys I sillily thought I was intimidating.

Speaking of people's heads exploding, I think I just heard mbyron's...

grunewar Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:34am

Disagree - Sniglet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 670778)
Speaking of people's heads exploding, I think I just heard mbyron's...

Sillily - The act of an official feeling silly when in retrospect the act was not remotely funny.

A Sniglet (snig'lit) - n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.


In case you're curious, and I know you are, here are some other commonly used sniglets you sometimes see or hear around the courts:

Flabalanche: n. What happens when a fat guy loosens his belt after too much eating at the game.

Gription (grip' shun) - n. The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor during basketball games.

Ignoranus: A person (fan/coach) who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

P-spot (pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.

Pepperlonely...the piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza.

Snuggage (snuh 'gaj) - n. The act of retying both shoestrings when only one needed it.

Voitlock (voyt' lok) - n. When the basketball gets lodged between the rim and the backboard.

While sniglets are real, some of these were slightly expanded upon..... :p

mbyron Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:09am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 670778)
Speaking of people's heads exploding, I think I just heard mbyron's...

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Mark Padgett Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:14am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee (Post 670771)
They forget that I got a whistle that's 10 feet tall, faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and can bend steel with it's bare hands.

When it's not being used at a game, does it wear glasses and work at a newspaper? And wasn't that hot mom in the third row Lois Lane? :D

BTW - years ago, I reffed with a guy named Jimmy Olson. I should have made him refer to me as "Mr. Kent".

Raymond Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:24am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 670778)
Speaking of people's heads exploding, I think I just heard mbyron's...

That was my goal. Pay back for a bad call he made. :D

BTW: http://www.yourdictionary.com/sillily

Related Forms:

sillily sil′·lily adverb or silly sil′ly

zm1283 Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:31am

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Originally Posted by just another ref (Post 670752)
I was merely describing the play. He caught (I thought) the ball in both hands and threw it backward, as opposed to batting, which of course can be with both hands, but more often involves only one hand.

This is true. In this play, the K-State player caught it either while laying on the ground or going to the ground and threw it toward the BC with both hands. If that wasn't the definition of control, I don't know what is.

mutantducky Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:34am

good no call on last regulation possession, 3 foul shots. Talked to a couple of college playing buddies of mine and they both said the same thing that you have to foul harder and not some weird two armed grab.
Awesome game! Kansas St. fans must have been going crazy when Xavier kept coming back.

Lcubed48 Fri Mar 26, 2010 01:02pm

Lol
 
:D
Quote:

Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 670784)
Sillily - The act of an official feeling silly when in retrospect the act was not remotely funny.

A Sniglet (snig'lit) - n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.


In case you're curious, and I know you are, here are some other commonly used sniglets you sometimes see or hear around the courts:

Flabalanche: n. What happens when a fat guy loosens his belt after too much eating at the game.

Gription (grip' shun) - n. The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor during basketball games.

Ignoranus: A person (fan/coach) who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

P-spot (pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.

Pepperlonely...the piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza.

Snuggage (snuh 'gaj) - n. The act of retying both shoestrings when only one needed it.

Voitlock (voyt' lok) - n. When the basketball gets lodged between the rim and the backboard.

While sniglets are real, some of these were slightly expanded upon..... :p

My nomination for Post of the Day!!! :D :D

Lcubed48 Fri Mar 26, 2010 01:04pm

Almost a WOW !!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 670791)
That was my goal. Pay back for a bad call he made. :D

BTW: sillily - Definition of sillily at YourDictionary.com

Related Forms:

sillily sil′·lily adverb or silly sil′ly

Is this your new word for the day!!! :cool:

Mark Padgett Fri Mar 26, 2010 01:07pm

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Originally Posted by Lcubed48 (Post 670808)
My nomination for Post of the Day!!! :D :D

My nomination for Post-It of the Day!!! :D :D

http://adoholik.com/wp-content/uploa...it_look_up.jpg

Lcubed48 Fri Mar 26, 2010 01:13pm

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Originally Posted by mark padgett (Post 670813)
my nomination for post-it of the day!!! :d :d

http://adoholik.com/wp-content/uploa...it_look_up.jpg

+1 That reminds me of the magazine the was running on press last night at work - HOOTERS!!


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