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Old Sat Mar 06, 2010, 11:43pm
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Went to work my two local kids rec league games today. When I got there, I found out my partner had already worked two games. He is a HS senior with whom I spent some time training his first two years in HS. I asked him how his first two games went. He said the second game was "just OK" but his first game was "phenomenal". I asked him why. He said there was a "really hot mom watching the game". I just said "Oh". He said the really "phenomenal" part was that she was eating a banana.

I just said, "Oh, OK" and left it at that. Did I mention he's in HS?
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Old Sat Mar 06, 2010, 11:45pm
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He said there was a "really hot mom watching the game". He said the really "phenomenal" part was that she was eating a banana.
Sounds like the opening scene in a porn movie.
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Old Sat Mar 06, 2010, 11:47pm
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Sounds like the opening scene in a porn movie.
The movie could be titled "Reaching Over The Back With An Up And Down".
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Old Sun Mar 07, 2010, 12:06am
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Went to work my two local kids rec league games today. When I got there, I found out my partner had already worked two games. He is a HS senior with whom I spent some time training his first two years in HS. I asked him how his first two games went. He said the second game was "just OK" but his first game was "phenomenal". I asked him why. He said there was a "really hot mom watching the game". I just said "Oh". He said the really "phenomenal" part was that she was eating a banana.

I just said, "Oh, OK" and left it at that. Did I mention he's in HS?
This one is wise beyond his years.
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Old Sun Mar 07, 2010, 10:06am
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Old Sun Mar 07, 2010, 11:06am
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I remember my first year as an official. [Before the 26 year gap]. I came back from officiating some women's intramural games at the college I attended. My partner was a very attractive female. I got back to the dorm and proclaimed to my roommate that I was in love. He asked me for some details and I told him my experience and then said that my partner & I had a lot in common. "I like basketball. She likes basketball. I'm a referee. She's a referee. I like nice legs. She's got nice legs."
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