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Net Total Income
 

It would be interesting to see what all of your total net income is after expenses and travel costs. I haven't finished my total out of pocket yet but it will be around $1000 expense mostly for travel and dues. Did not buy much new equipment this year, oh - and 6 tubes of icy hot - one new ace bandage - 6 bottles of Advil - a new hot water bottle - new cold water bottle - one knee support (stole from my son) - 2 bottles of hair gel - 2 tubes of Old Spice antiperspirant - 1 pair of heel supports - 1 bottle of Febreeze - 2 bottles of shampoo - 6 bars of soap - 6 boxes of granola bars - 6 boxes of Smucker's Uncrustables peanut butter jelly sandwiches - 3 tubes of Chap-Aid lipbalm - 2 bottles of prescription pain meds - 6 B12 shots - one large container of chocolate protein mix - 1 case of rice milk - 6 bottles of hand sanitizers - 2 new terry cloth white towels - package of band aids - 1 box of alchohol swipes - 2 pairs of soft gel ear plugs - 1 new Dunkin Donuts coffee travel mug - and a bunch of lunches at Subway....

Since January 2nd:

54 games
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4 sub varsity
14 7th-8th grade
2 5th-6th grade
21 Tournament games - various age levels
13 Adult wreck league
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high fee: 40
low fee: 20
avg fee: 25
total fees: 1338

I guess that is one way to block out crowd noise!! May try that around the house when the Mrs has her Honeydo List!!

42 games
21 HS GV/BV doubleheaders
Longest drive- 76 miles
Shortest drive- 5 miles
Average drive- who knows
Bought: I shirt, 1 pair of shoes, 1 whistle, 1 jacket
$- 4200
Highest pay: 100
Lowest pay: 100
Average pay: 100
Number of tylenol taken before games: 42
Number of Aleve taken after games: 42
Number of technicals: 2
Number of fans thrown out: 1 (lol, finally)
Number of fine cigars smoked on the way home from games: 20
Number of fine adult beverages consumed after games: 63
Different partners: 23
Partners I look forward to working with again: 23
Games called with the entire crotch of my pants coming unstitched: 1
Pants sewed up by wife: 1

Interesting facts:

Looking forward to my first college camp this summer.
One technical, to a coach, pretty sure I am at the top of his hate list now.
One technical, to a player for slamming the ball 30 feet in the air after a foul. I was told I was supposed to ignore that b/c he was mad at himself not at me. :rolleyes:
For the first time in ten seasons I threw a fan out. It was pretty funny.
Number of fans eardrums I blew out hitting my whistle to throw her out- 1.
I have used the same whistle every game for five years now. Yea Fox40.
No, my lard butt didn't rip the pants. The seam came undone. No one noticed. Whew.

You're just trying to raise Billy's blood pressure.

They all called themselves this season. Early in the season I had a girl from a small college complaining on the floor, I had a captain talk to her, they ended up taking her out of the game, On the next whistle, which was an easy call, the girl in question threw her arms at us, complained, started biting the neckline of her jersey, turned sideways with her feet on the chair next to her in a pseudo-fetal position, and threw another hand at us. All this and she was somewhat suprised when I assessed the technical she deserved. The rest of the game was pretty quiet.

I know. But how else is he ever going to get to that 7.5% threshold to allow medical expenses to be deductible?

:D

Classic!

7 Div 1
1 Div 2
1 D3
1 NAIA
5 JuCo
35 Varsity
12 JV
2 9th
64 total games, not including the upcoming state tournament

Highest game fee, $525
Lowest game fee, $25
Shortest drive, 20minutes (we measure travel in Texas by time, lol)
Longest drive, 450mi flight

GREAT SEASON!

7 Div 1
1 Div 2
1 D3
1 NAIA
5 JuCo
35 Varsity
12 JV
2 9th
64 total games, not including the upcoming state tournament

12 Technical fouls, 1 ejection

Highest game fee, $525
Lowest game fee, $25
Shortest drive, 20minutes (we measure travel in Texas by time, lol)
Longest drive, 450mi flight

GREAT SEASON!

CLH...which NAIA game did you call?

From The Alpha To The Omega ...
 

No problem. Two words. Fish oil. I'm gonna live forever.

P.S. M&M: Shut up.

My fault. He asked a legitimate question and I failed to give him an answer.

Season ended tonight with a semi final GV in district play. Just wanted to thank all the posters on this forum because I really feel reading this has made me a better official. I don't post often but I read it daily. I find it educational and funny. Just wish I knew more of the inside jokes.
I recommend this site to many officials I work with each year. Thanks again.