Throw in situation

[Camron Rust]

Originally Posted by grunewar

This was late in the 4th quarter of a foul fest and the score is tied 38-38, and with A1 and B1 now both ejected, both Team A and B only have one remaining/eligible player left on the court or bench (A2 and B2)......

at which time lightning strikes starting a massive fire, followed by a large tornado (we are in Kansas aren't we), and A2 and B2 find themselve in Oz while the coaches are left peering over what appears to be a field of fire and rimstone. The remaining spectators think the officials must be in the same place as the coaches while they are actually sitting on a beach in the Carribean sipping their standard postgame drink.

[Hugh Refner]

Originally Posted by Camron Rust

at which time lightning strikes starting a massive fire, followed by a large tornado (we are in Kansas aren't we), and A2 and B2 find themselve in Oz while the coaches are left peering over what appears to be a field of fire and rimstone. The remaining spectators think the officials must be in the same place as the coaches while they are actually sitting on a beach in the Carribean sipping their standard postgame drink.

Camron - please don't tell us that one of the munchkins dunked the ball.

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by Hugh Refner

Camron - please don't tell us that one of the munchkins dunked the ball.

and rumor has it, it was against Lebron....but apparently, there is no film available.

[Nevadaref]

Originally Posted by Camron Rust

...a field of fire and rimstone. ...

Is that what the baskets were made from when you started officiating?

[Camron Rust]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Quote:

Is that what the baskets were made from when you started officiating?

Nah, they were made from black holes...it makes for a really short games, not even close to OT, since the first shot that gets anywhere near the basket gets drawn in and the ball never drops out of the bottom. The first team to shoot wins by default since the other team can't score without a ball....and we all went home early (This story brought to you in honor of our recently destoned associate).

Just in case you had any doubt, that was a deliberate choice of words/spelling (even if it was made up).

[Nevadaref]

Originally Posted by Camron Rust

Just in case you had any doubt, that was a deliberate choice of words/spelling (even if it was made up).

Actually, rimstone does exist. Not that I was previously aware of that fact.

Rimstone, also called gours, is a type of speleothem (cave formation) in the form of a stone dam. Rimstone is made up of calcite and other minerals that build up in cave pools. The formation created, which looks like stairs, often extends into flowstone above or below the original rimstone. Often, rimstone is covered with small, micro-gours on horizontal surfaces. Rimstone basins may form terraces that extend over hundreds of feet, with single basins known up to 200 feet long from Tham Xe Biang Fai in Laos^[1]


Rimstone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Camron Rust]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Actually, rimstone does exist. Not that I was previously aware of that fact.

Hmmm. Learn something new everyday. Now, how can I apply this little morsel of knowledge to something useful.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Actually, rimstone does exist. Not that I was previously aware of that fact.

Rimstone, also called gours, is a type of speleothem (cave formation) in the form of a stone dam. Rimstone is made up of calcite and other minerals that build up in cave pools. The formation created, which looks like stairs, often extends into flowstone above or below the original rimstone. Often, rimstone is covered with small, micro-gours on horizontal surfaces. Rimstone basins may form terraces that extend over hundreds of feet, with single basins known up to 200 feet long from Tham Xe Biang Fai in Laos^[1]


Rimstone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'll bet Jon Diebler knew that already.

[ILMalti]

Looks like we have the begining of a book or movie