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These aren't necessarily short, but helpful:
THE 10 RULES OF BASKETBALL OFFICIATING Number 10 - "When you're on the court - always look sharp. That doesn't include the top of your head." Number 9 - "There's only 2 (sometimes 3) people in the entire gym who don't care who wins - you and your partner(s)." Number 8 - "Remember - it's just a game. But you get paid anyway. What a deal!" Number 7 - "Never swallow your whistle - it's there to be blown and besides, it tastes really, really bad." Number 6 - "Parents know as much about the rules as they do about raising children." Number 5 - "When in doubt - don't be." Number 4 - "Always bring your English-Gibberish dictionary to the game so you can understand the coaches." Number 3 - "Coaches have a shorter leash than a puppy." Number 2 - "NO OVERTIMES!!!" and (drum roll please) Number 1 - "Tuck your whistle in your shirt before you take a leak.” This applies to both males and females.
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