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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 10:31am
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Some doctors are even offering a free pizza. Make sure you pick the right doc!
I picked the one who caused me no pain or discomfort this morning.

I'm on the basement sofa with frozen peas, my computer, codeine/tylenol, a 65" TV, and games starting in 40 minutes.
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 10:38am
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I'm on the basement sofa with frozen peas, my computer, codeine/tylenol, a 65" TV, and games starting in 40 minutes.
If that doesn't describe "heaven", I don't know what does.

There were only two things that bothered me during my procedure - one was the smell of my own flesh burning, and the other was the nurse giggling while she assisted the doctor underneath my gown...
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 10:50am
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If that doesn't describe "heaven", I don't know what does.

There were only two things that bothered me during my procedure - one was the smell of my own flesh burning, and the other was the nurse giggling while she assisted the doctor underneath my gown...
One moment of irony. Nurse tells me she'll step out while I put the gown on.
Professional modesty at its best. Five minutes later, she's putting betadine on "the area" with, ummm, vigor.

Oh, I also have an intercom to ask for stuff from the wife. Heaven, indeed.
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Heaven, indeed.
Maybe this particular portion of your ordeal is heaven indeed, but all of it.........?

Not sure I want to go there to go to heaven......
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 11:04am
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One moment of irony. Nurse tells me she'll step out while I put the gown on.
Professional modesty at its best. Five minutes later, she's putting betadine on "the area" with, ummm, vigor.


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Oh, I also have an intercom to ask for stuff from the wife. Heaven, indeed.
You are now the official target of jealousy of many American men this weekend.

Only on this forum can "Christmas morning", "NCAA Tournament", and "vasectomies" seem so naturally linked.
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 01:29pm
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If that doesn't describe "heaven", I don't know what does.

There were only two things that bothered me during my procedure - one was the smell of my own flesh burning, and the other was the nurse giggling while she assisted the doctor underneath my gown...
Way, way, way Too Much Information!!!
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 01:33pm
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I know!! Tell me about !!

That's how I felt when the smell wafted up to my nostrils!
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Old Fri Mar 20, 2009, 04:31pm
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I picked the one who caused me no pain or discomfort this morning.

I'm on the basement sofa with frozen peas, my computer, codeine/tylenol, a 65" TV, and games starting in 40 minutes.
I got that beat.

I was in the recliner, a game on one laptop, a second game on another laptop, my 52" LCD on the Carolina-Radford game, snacks and beverages, and no surgery. But I did take a muscle relaxer as I was in the recliner from noon to midnight!
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I got that beat.

I was in the recliner, a game on one laptop, a second game on another laptop, my 52" LCD on the Carolina-Radford game, snacks and beverages, and no surgery. But I did take a muscle relaxer as I was in the recliner from noon to midnight!
And for those who are wondering, Eastover is not an abbreviation for East Overshoe. It is a real place. At least it was on one of the exit signs I went by on my drive down here.
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