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BillyMac Wed Mar 04, 2009 09:35pm
"Hey, Mr. Kotter, I got a note!" ...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by biz (Post 585520)
Hold for 4.9999, dribble for 4.9999, hold for 4.9999 = 14.9997 seconds which is almost 3 seconds more than the 12 seconds that you suggest is the maximum.
Dear Mr. biz,

BilllyMac did not know that there was going to be any mathematics on the test, and did not properly prepare for it. Please allow him to retake the test.

Signed,
BillyMac's Mother

biz Wed Mar 04, 2009 09:46pm
Mrs. Mac,

Thank you for your lovely note. As an educator in the 21st century in America's public schools I know that if I don't excuse BillyMac from his required math homework, as you requested, that you will go over my head to my principal, who will, of course, cave to your (and every parent's) demand and make me excuse him. So in order to streamline the process and save everyone some time and effort I will happily excuse BillyMac from this and every assignment that you take the time to complain about.

Signed,

Mr. Biz

Nevadaref Wed Mar 04, 2009 09:53pm
I vote for corporal punishment!

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BillyMac Wed Mar 04, 2009 09:54pm
"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by biz (Post 585537)
I will happily excuse BillyMac from this and every assignment that you take the time to complain about.
Thank you. Signed, Epstein's Mother

biz Wed Mar 04, 2009 09:56pm
careful with that one Nevada :eek:

I had a colleague who "dope slapped" a kid who was being a PITA. It didn't take long for him to become a FORMER colleague.

Nevadaref Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:01pm
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Originally Posted by biz (Post 585542)
careful with that one Nevada :eek:

I had a colleague who "dope slapped" a kid who was being a PITA. It didn't take long for him to become a FORMER colleague.

http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...mages/slap.gif


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