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grunewar Sun Jan 25, 2009 09:26pm
Unconfirmed rumor, but I heard that during halftime, Diebler counted to infinity.....twice! :cool:

Mark Padgett Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:06pm
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Originally Posted by Coltdoggs (Post 572238)
Is it true when Diebler jumps to dunk or shoot...he's not actully jumping...but rather pushing the court down and bringing the goal down to his desired level? :confused:
;)
No - he's actually moving the planet! :eek:

Mark Padgett Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:08pm
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Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 572250)
Unconfirmed rumor, but I heard that during halftime, Diebler counted to infinity.....twice! :cool:
I heard his coach was upset when he found out the team could not have both infinity and double infinity as uniform numbers. He wanted Diebler to clone himself (Diebler, of course, has developed that technology) and then have both of them play. If it worked out, he'd keep cloning and have a whole team of Dieblers! :eek:

NEohioref Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:18pm
I love guys! Keep thinking about me! :D ;) This is so funny to me when I see Johns name!

AKOFL Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:02am
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 572266)
I heard his coach was upset when he found out the team could not have both infinity and double infinity as uniform numbers. He wanted Diebler to clone himself (Diebler, of course, has developed that technology) and then have both of them play. If it worked out, he'd keep cloning and have a whole team of Dieblers! :eek:
If they have two Dieblers on the floor they wold be guilty of a double diebler violation. I know it's a stretch.:p

grunewar Mon Jan 26, 2009 06:01am
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 572266)
If it worked out, he'd keep cloning and have a whole team of Dieblers! :eek:
Kinda seriously - with all those Dieblers on the floor, while their three point shooting would be good and their free throw shooting would be excellent, they probably wouldn't get any rebounds.......

Did anyone else notice yesterday they were winning 22-11 and the Coach took John out (we're on a first name basis now) for a rest....and they lost the momentum and never came back? Coincidence? I think not!

26 Year Gap Mon Jan 26, 2009 09:57am
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Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 572330)
Kinda seriously - with all those Dieblers on the floor, while their three point shooting would be good and their free throw shooting would be excellent, they probably wouldn't get any rebounds.......Did anyone else notice yesterday they were winning 22-11 and the Coach took John out (we're on a first name basis now) for a rest....and they lost the momentum and never came back? Coincidence? I think not!
There wouldn't be any rebounds on the offensive end of the floor. And all of the violations caused by the intense defense would ensure they were not needed at the defensive end.

Mark Padgett Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:35pm
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Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 572330)
....the Coach took John out (we're on a first name basis now)
If you're going to be on a "first name" basis with Superman, at least spell his name correctly. It's "Jon". In fact, misspelling his name is a Federal crime. You're just lucky they're closing Gitmo!

Mark Padgett Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by NEohioref (Post 572274)
I love guys!
Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

Adam Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 572450)
You're just lucky they're closing Gitmo!
Don't hold your breath, he gave it a year; by which time Mr. Diebler is sure to convince him of his folly.

grunewar Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:40pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 572450)
If you're going to be on a "first name" basis with Superman, at least spell his name correctly. It's "Jon". In fact, misspelling his name is a Federal crime. You're just lucky they're closing Gitmo!
Mark, we're so chummy, he allows me to spell it any way I like!

Adam Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by JRutledge (Post 572153)
...John Diebler since that time and how great he is, almost in a Tim Tebow kind of way.
It sure looks like you compared Diebler unfavorably to Tim Tebow. You may want to issue a public apology to him now; probably even want to sacrifice a live chicken.

OHBBREF Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:44pm
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Originally Posted by Chess Ref (Post 572154)
.He just made 3 free throws on XM radio.
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Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 572155)
Wow, he made them on the TV too. He is great!!! :D
the sure could use the help here at the end of the game.

OHBBREF Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:45pm
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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 572458)
It sure looks like you compared Diebler unfavorably to Tim Tebow. You may want to issue a public apology to him now; probably even want to sacrifice a live chicken.
Are you accuseing our hereo of being involved in cock fighting?

mbyron Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:58pm
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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 572458)
It sure looks like you compared Diebler unfavorably to Tim Tebow. You may want to issue a public apology to him now; probably even want to sacrifice a live chicken.
Hm. I'd say it'll take a goat.


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