Next celebrity boxing announced

[Mark Padgett]

Based on the success of last week's Celebrity Boxing, Fox has announced the four matchups for the next program. They are:

Jackie Stiles vs. Ryan Stiles
Ed Rush vs. Mr. Ed
Mark Hamil vs. Dorothy Hammil
Mark Cuban vs. Mark McGuire

The National Anthem will be sung by Rasheed Wallace, who will then yell and scream at the referee, Mills Lane. Lane will then promptly kick Rasheed's arse.

I can hardly hold my water.