Fox strikes again

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
I would pay to see Mike Tyson vs. Martha Stewart.

Nah. It wouldn't even be a match. He'd destroy her. What defense could she put up? I suppose she could try to bore him to death by talking about which wine goes best with Lennox Lewis' children.

Or....how about Charles Barkley and Hulk Hogan vs. MaryKate and Ashley Olson in a tag-team match.

Nah, as much as I love Chuck and the Hulkster (and I watched my share of the Hulkster's matches on Saturday mornings in college), my 7-year-old daughter would never speak to me if I rooted against Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Or....how about Jerry Springer vs. Oprah?

This one I think would actually be entertaining. I vote for the last one. Springer would have pregnant teenage stripping nazis who have a secret for their boyfriends in his corner; and Oprah would have the members of her book club, plus the "Men are from Mars" guy in her corner. This has to happen. I'm not asking, I'm demanding it!!

Chuck