Exciting NBA playoffs - not!

[mick]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I've always maintained that the microwave oven is one of the greatest inventions ever - second only to duct tape.

Now, they'd have something, if they could invent a microwave that doesn't make the food taste like it was duct taped.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by mick

Now, they'd have something, if they could invent a microwave that doesn't make the food taste like it was duct taped.

Here's some more off topic prattle. When microwave ovens first came onto the market, I was working for Wards and I sold them. There actually were some people who thought they were a hoax and that our demonstrations were "rigged". In fact, I had one couple that swore we were "doing black magic" and that we "would be punished for doing Satan's work"!

They sold pretty well, though.

[MikeK27]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

In fact, I had one couple that swore we were "doing black magic" and that we "would be punished for doing Satan's work"!

That may be the funniest thing I have heard all day. That would have took a lot of explaining to "prove" there was no "magic."

[RookieDude]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Here's some more off topic prattle. When microwave ovens first came onto the market, I was working for Wards and I sold them. There actually were some people who thought they were a hoax and that our demonstrations were "rigged". In fact, I had one couple that swore we were "doing black magic" and that we "would be punished for doing Satan's work"!

They sold pretty well, though.

...well, Mark, you do live near a city named SALEM...don't you?

[canuckrefguy]

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[mick]

Originally Posted by canuckrefguy

GO

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Logo: "Club de Hockey Canadien"

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by mick

Logo: "Club de Hockey Canadien"

Mais oui!

I am a Habs fan. It's better than following the Toronto Maple Laughs.

However, I will acknowledge that when the Leafs do win the Cup next, it will be the biggest party that North America has ever seen. I can guarantee that.

[mick]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

Mais oui!

I am a Habs fan. It's better than following the Toronto Maple Laughs.

However, I will acknowledge that when the Leafs do win the Cup next, it will be the biggest party that North America has ever seen. I can guarantee that.

Arrests, looting, and cars on fire last night. What if the Habs had lost?

[Back In The Saddle]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Here's some more off topic prattle. When microwave ovens first came onto the market, I was working for Wards and I sold them. There actually were some people who thought they were a hoax and that our demonstrations were "rigged". In fact, I had one couple that swore we were "doing black magic" and that we "would be punished for doing Satan's work"!

They sold pretty well, though.

My microwave oven stopped working recently. Do you know where I can get the black magic refilled?