Exciting NBA playoffs - not!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

They do often say that Sox fans cannot read.

Peace

Hey - who says that? The last people you want to pi$$ off are those from the South Side of Chicago. Just ask those poor unfortunates who didn't survive Valentine's Day.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

The last people you want to pi$$ off are those from the South Side of Chicago. Just ask those poor unfortunates who didn't survive Valentine's Day.

"In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the dollar bill
When the town of Chicago died
And they talk about it still
When a man named Al Capone
Tried to make that town his own
And he called his gang to war
With the forces of the law"

I guess that Paper Lace didn't realize that Valentine's Day comes in the winter "back in the U.S.A., back in the bad ol' days".

[JRutledge]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Hey - who says that? The last people you want to pi$$ off are those from the South Side of Chicago. Just ask those poor unfortunates who didn't survive Valentine's Day.

I met my girlfriend on the South Side, so I know what you mean. If I can handle her, I can handle the rest.

Peace

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

I met my girlfriend on the South Side, so I know what you mean. If I can handle her, I can handle the rest.

Peace

Yeah, those South Side girls are really something. My first girlfriend was named Marla Marks. She told me that if we ever got married, I should change my last name to hers, so then I'd be Mark Marks. Fortunately for me (and mostly for her), we broke up. I wonder what ever happened to her.

Here's more off topic boring nonsense. I worked in a company's marketing department with two other guys named Mark. We would answer the phone "mark mark mark marketing - Mark speaking". It was like a 3 Stooges routine (I didn't want to say "Marx brothers").

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

I met my girlfriend on the South Side, so I know what you mean.

You've got a girlfriend now!?!? Wa-hoooo!!!!

[canuckrefguy]

Go Habs Go!

(**insert cricket sounds**)

[JRutledge]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

You've got a girlfriend now!?!? Wa-hoooo!!!!

Been had one. Live together for years.

Peace

[mick]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

Been had one. Live together for years.

Peace

Like I say to my son, "With our looks, it's a good thing that we can cook."

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by mick

Like I say to my son, "With our looks, it's a good thing that we can cook."

I've always maintained that the microwave oven is one of the greatest inventions ever - second only to duct tape.

[mick]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I've always maintained that the microwave oven is one of the greatest inventions ever - second only to duct tape.

Now, they'd have something, if they could invent a microwave that doesn't make the food taste like it was duct taped.

[dblref]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

Been had one. Live together for years.

Peace

She has our sympathy.