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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 08:37am
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My sister only let her kids watch PBS, cause she thought it was more "educational." Anyway, her kids are dumb as a mud fence, but, boy, can they cook!
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My sister only let her kids watch PBS, cause she thought it was more "educational." Anyway, her kids are dumb as a mud fence, but, boy, can they cook!
That made me laugh, thanks.

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You get water?!?!?
Leaky roof in the locker room.
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 09:21am
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Leaky roof in the locker room.
Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 09:34am
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Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.
Thanks. I just bought this cup of coffee and no way I can drink it now.

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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 09:57am
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Thanks. I just bought this cup of coffee and no way I can drink it now.
Anytime I can help...
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 10:16am
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Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.

That is truly disgusting.

And Frank - thanks for the laugh.

On a serious type of reply note, I could handle the massage - even from Helga the rugby player - but I don't do needles very well so the acupuncture is out. The oxygen chamber would be cool, but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and I'd end up high or something...plus, then you'd actually have to ref the soccer match and I know I'd end up bored and fall asleep right there in the middle of the field (or do they call it a pitch?). Think of the taunting I'd have to endure then!!

Add to all that the fact that I'd probably end up with Dan and M&M as my sideline referees and the whole match would be headed straight to hell to meet up with JR!
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 11:06am
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The oxygen chamber would be cool, but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and I'd end up high or something
And your point?
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 12:04pm
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....but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and I'd end up high or something...
End up high? Geeze, hasn't that been your goal in life?

Here's my recommendation.....buy about 2000 doses of HGH......and then stand on 'em.
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 02:15pm
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End up high? Geeze, hasn't that been your goal in life?

Here's my recommendation.....buy about 2000 doses of HGH......and then stand on 'em.
I don't get it...again.
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 02:29pm
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I don't get it...again.
Went over your head...again.
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 11:05am
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Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.
That must make those wings and legs taste really bad!
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Old Thu Apr 10, 2008, 09:34am
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Leaky roof in the locker room.
You get a roof?
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