bob knight goes to heaven

[Mark Padgett]

A fan was sitting in the stands watching a (insert name of your most unfavorite university here) home football game and he noticed the fan next to him had a dog with him.

The home team completed a pass and the dog stood on his hind legs, wagged his tail and barked.

Later, the home team got a first down and the dog ran around in circles while barking.

Later, the home team scored a touchdown and the dog did a bunch of back flips.

The fan turned to the guy with the dog and said, "That's really impressive. But what does he do if they actually win the game?"

The other guy replies, "I don't know. I've only had him five years."