Rule change time again

[M&M Guy]

Just FYI - here is the full "Safety Time Out" Proposal:

Any head coach may call a Safety Time Out. Both Head coaches and the Game Officials will meet in the center of the court. The Head coach will state why he/she feels that player safety is not acceptable. The opposing head coach will be asked if they agree or disagree with the claim. If both coaches agree then the officials are bound to correct their actions. Play will resume for 2 minutes of game time before a safety time out can be called again.

Rationale: I have witnessed too many basketball games that have evolved into full contact, and hardest hitter wins, contests. Most have resulted in players needing medical treatment. The state office has failed to address the issue over several years. I have asked many officials why this is happening; the usual response is that if they called all the fouls they saw then the games would take too long. It is interpreted that this willful disregard for the established rules is a provable case of Felony Child Abuse. I would like the national level rules committee to attempt to address this issue with a new rule.

[Adam]

So the coach could call a "safety timeout" in order to have a b!tch session at half court?

Dumbest idea ever.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

So the coach could call a "safety timeout" in order to have a b!tch session at half court?

Dumbest idea ever.

Hmm...dumbest idea ever?

What about screen doors for submarines?

Invading Iraq?

Braile menus in drive-thru's?

It does rank up there, though.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Hmm...dumbest idea ever?

What about screen doors for submarines?

Invading Iraq?

Braile menus in drive-thru's?

Making Kerry Wood your closer?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Making Kerry Wood your closer?

Talk to me about that a month from now.

If he's not on the DL.

[JRutledge]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Making Kerry Wood your closer?

I almost knocked over my computer on that one.

Peace

[Adam]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Hmm...dumbest idea ever?

What about screen doors for submarines?

InvadingPulling out of Iraq?

Braile menus in drive-thru's?

It does rank up there, though.

I fixed it for you.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I fixed it for you.

Ok, I can live with the correction.

(I probably could've left out the serious topic in that list, right?)

[Adam]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Ok, I can live with the correction.

(I probably could've left out the serious topic in that list, right?)

I wasn't going to say anything, but....

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Ok, I can live with the correction.

(I probably could've left out the serious topic in that list, right?)

As a rule I never talk about any of these things in mixed company because you never know who you'll offend (and gawd knows I would never want to offend anyone... except maybe that annoying irritant troll Bhuk Elics)

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The relative level of athleticism and competition men's basketball to woman's

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

As a rule I never talk about any of these things in mixed company because you never know who you'll offend (and gawd knows I would never want to offend anyone... except maybe that annoying irritant troll Bhuk Elics)

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The relative level of athleticism and competition men's basketball to woman's

4. Palming?

[Rich]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Just FYI - here is the full "Safety Time Out" Proposal:

Any head coach may call a Safety Time Out. Both Head coaches and the Game Officials will meet in the center of the court. The Head coach will state why he/she feels that player safety is not acceptable. The opposing head coach will be asked if they agree or disagree with the claim. If both coaches agree then the officials are bound to correct their actions. Play will resume for 2 minutes of game time before a safety time out can be called again.

Rationale: I have witnessed too many basketball games that have evolved into full contact, and hardest hitter wins, contests. Most have resulted in players needing medical treatment. The state office has failed to address the issue over several years. I have asked many officials why this is happening; the usual response is that if they called all the fouls they saw then the games would take too long. It is interpreted that this willful disregard for the established rules is a provable case of Felony Child Abuse. I would like the national level rules committee to attempt to address this issue with a new rule.

That one will be ignored (and laughed at in the background).

[JRutledge]

Originally Posted by RichMSN

That one will be ignored (and laughed at in the background).

Considering that many of the people that are usually on the board are not officials, do not be so sure about that one.

Peace

[Rich]

Originally Posted by JRutledge

Considering that many of the people that are usually on the board are not officials, do not be so sure about that one.

Peace

I would love this to happen. We would have a safety timeout, coaches would get whacked and we'd shoot free throws.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by RichMSN

I would love this to happen. We would have a safety timeout, coaches would get whacked and we'd shoot free throws.

You forgot the next step.

....and the safety timeout would be revoked the next year.