Adult league Davism

[Mark Padgett]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

No, really, it started with me quoting a real guy named Dave. He worked rec leagues for years and then when he started working sanctioned games, he stopped with the sarcastic remarks, as he probably should.

It has continued with a "composite" character that is now a generic term for anyone who makes these kinds of remarks or would like to.

Someday, for the right price, I'll tell you the origin of "Howler Monkey", "table chimps", "puke on his shoes" and "stare at his pants".