WARNING - Annual off topic ping pong thread!

[fullor30]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Like this:

OK, Mr. Mark it is

[fullor30]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK, as we all know, the top 12 rated international ping pong (table tennis for you effete snobs) players are:

1) Yi Yong Fan
2) Ilija Lupulesku
3) David Yoong-Xiang Zhuang
4) Ju Gao
5) Han Xiao
6) Mark Hazinski
7) Yinghua Chang
8) XiaoDong (Nick) Wang
9) Hheng Yi Du
10) YanJun Gao
11) Chen Wang
12) Jim Butler (how'd he get in there?)

My money's on XiaoDong (Nick) Wang to move way up early this season. He's really been working on his backhand according to ESPN. What do you guys think?

HEY WANG............

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by fullor30

OK, Mr. Mark it is

That's Mr. Mark sir to you, grasshopper.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Mark:

Please start taking your meds again.

MTD, Sr.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

Mark:

Please start taking your meds again.

MTD, Sr.

[kmw]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Like this:

You never told us that Mark looked like this? Why of course, now we understand why you would want to ref with him!!!!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by kmw

You never told us that Mark looked like this? Why of course, now we understand why you would want to ref with him!!!!

Does the fact that my pants hang down so low remind you of any other particular official? Think Steve..........

[BillyMac]

Why isn't Forrest Gump on the list?



"When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle."

[Mark Dexter]

I hear that with all the bad calls recently, they're considering allowing instant replay.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Why isn't Forrest Gump on the list?

Don't you remember when he got hurt and dislocated his gump in a freak ping pong accident. Someone smacked his balls with a spiked paddle. YOUCH!

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

I hear that with all the bad calls recently, they're considering allowing instant replay.

Yabut....

Apparently, they're only going to allow reviews on game-point plays due to the increased scrutiny that follows such crucial plays; and even then, only on whether the ball hit the table. Net serves will not be reviewable.

[Mark Dexter]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Yabut....

Apparently, they're only going to allow reviews on game-point plays due to the increased scrutiny that follows such crucial plays; and even then, only on whether the ball hit the table. Net serves will not be reviewable.

I thought it was because the refs couldn't handle the pressure.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

I thought it was because the refs couldn't handle the pressure.

That, too. They figured they had enough input from the knowledgable fans to take action. With replay looking over their shoulders, they're less likely to get caught up in the emotion.

[26 Year Gap]

Don't know if you guys caught this, but the Reds have posted grainy pictures for a 'wanted list' of several involved with the Tibetan uprising.