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Adam Wed Mar 19, 2008 02:28pm
I was thinking of a Ford, to be honest.

Bad Zebra Wed Mar 19, 2008 03:26pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullor30
...After game Mom approaches me and ask why I did that. Being slow on the uptake, I start to respectfully explain and am met with "Next time you do that, I sue you" ....
"Then I suggest you get your lawyer on retainer because the next time your little angel pulls that move, the result will be the same".

BillyMac Wed Mar 19, 2008 09:28pm
Up To His Neck ...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Zebra
"Then I suggest you get your lawyer on retainer because the next time your little angel pulls that move, the result will be the same".
What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in quicksand?

You don't have enough quicksand.

Mark Padgett Wed Mar 19, 2008 09:49pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyMac
What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in quicksand?

You don't have enough quicksand.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Back In The Saddle Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:09pm
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There's skid marks before the skunk.


What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman!


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Bad Zebra Thu Mar 20, 2008 05:31am
The other day, it was so cold, I saw my lawyer standing on the corner with his hands in his own pockets.


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