Curtis Shaw

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "Why? Don't you have one of your own?"

Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "If I give you mine, then I wouldn't have one."

Coach: "I want your name!"
Ref: "My name is Nunuvyur Dambidness".

Coach: "That was the worst officiated game ever!"
Ref: "That's impossible, coach."
Coach: "Why is that impossible?"
Ref: "Because the odds are too great that the worst officiated game ever and the worst coached game ever would occur in the same game."

Hey. I thought "Skippy Weaselpants" was your courtside name.