You should email Dan and stay out of my deal.

This is getting really perverse now.

You're right - I feel pretty sheepish about the whole thing.

B-a-a-a-a-a--d..........

What are the odds keyzersoze is ever comin' back?

Damn you!!

I told him to email you.

I'm getting the flock out of here!

Ewe should

About time to <b>ram</b> this thread where the sun don't shine.

Ewe guys are all wrong.....

My bike is a LOT bigger than that!

And I just moved here.

From South Dakota - where you NEVER hear sheep sex jokes.:D

Nailed it.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...the_hammer.jpg

But you have an advantage over everyone else because you were there. :D

I Only Have Eyes For ...
 

Caption: I only have eyes for ewe.

Another Myth Bites The Dust ...
 

During a throwin, even under a team’s own basket, if the throwin is deflected, tipped, or batted by an offensive player in the frontcourt to an offensive player in the backcourt; or after a missed field goal attempt or a missed foul shot attempt, if the ball is deflected, tipped, or batted by an offensive player in the frontcourt to an offensive player in the backcourt; these are not a backcourt violations. In both cases team control, a player holding or dribbling the ball, has not yet been established.

During a throwin or jump ball, any player; or a defensive player, in making a steal; may legally jump from his or her frontcourt, secure control of the ball with both feet off the floor, and return to the floor with one or both feet in the backcourt. The player may make a normal landing and it makes no difference whether the first foot down is in the frontcourt or the backcourt. These three situations are not backcourt violations.

The front, top, sides, and bottom of the backboard are all in play. The ball cannot pass over a rectangular backboard from either direction. The back of a backboard is out of bounds as well as the supporting structures.

The defender may not break the imaginary plane during a throwin. If the defender breaks the imaginary plane during a throwin, the defender’s team will receive a team warning, or if the team has already been warned for one of the four delay situations, this action would result in a team technical foul. If the defender contacts the ball after breaking the imaginary plane, it is a player technical foul and a team warning will be recorded. If the defender fouls the inbounding player after breaking the imaginary plane, it is an intentional personal foul, and a team warning will be recorded.