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Mark Padgett Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:43pm

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Originally Posted by LSams
When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

Before the game, I always ask the boys if they've removed any nipple rings. I got a shock last year when a 7th grader asked me if I was serious. I said I was. He went over and told his coach he had to go to the locker room for a few minutes! :eek:

26 Year Gap Wed Jan 30, 2008 01:36pm

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Originally Posted by LSams
When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

That might work in 50% of the games that I do.

Mark Padgett Wed Jan 30, 2008 02:03pm

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Originally Posted by LSams
When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

Quote:

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap
That might work in 50% of the games that I do.

Plus all WNBA games. :rolleyes:

JugglingReferee Wed Jan 30, 2008 02:10pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Plus all WNBA games. :rolleyes:

Not that there's anything wrong with that? :confused:

Mark Padgett Wed Jan 30, 2008 02:17pm

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Originally Posted by JugglingReferee
Not that there's anything wrong with that? :confused:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/seinfeld/...ings.wrong.jpg

26 Year Gap Wed Jan 30, 2008 03:26pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Plus all WNBA games. :rolleyes:

People watch those?

BillyMac Wed Jan 30, 2008 08:36pm

Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
The original reference is to an old Marx Brothers movie - way before Carson.

The Three Stooges, Johnny Carson, Groucho Marx, and Daffy Duck all used this law firm.

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26 Year Gap Wed Jan 30, 2008 08:41pm

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Originally Posted by BillyMac

3 Stooges is where I first heard of the firm. It is a well established firm. And their reputation is well-founded.

eyezen Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:34pm

OT - who's ball is it anyways...
 
VARSITY boys, getting ready to start OT. A1 comes up and asks "who's ball is it?"

Trying to hold back my laughter, "Well, we toss it up again."

No sooner B1 comes up and guess what, "who's ball is it?"

:eek:

Mark Padgett Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:40pm

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Originally Posted by eyezen
VARSITY boys, getting ready to start OT. A1 comes up and asks "who's ball is it?"

Trying to hold back my laughter, "Well, we toss it up again."

No sooner B1 comes up and guess what, "who's ball is it?"

:eek:

It's SOP for me when a kid asks this question to look down at the ball and say, "Some kid named Wilson" (or Rawlings, or Baden, or Nike, etc.). Boys almost always get the joke, girls almost never do. Don't know why, though.

BillyMac Fri Feb 01, 2008 07:51pm

Good One
 
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
It's SOP for me when a kid asks this question to look down at the ball and say, "Some kid named Wilson" (or Rawlings, or Baden, or Nike, etc.)

Good one !!


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