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[Mark Padgett]

I tell the scorers that they are considered part of the officiating crew and must remain neutral during the game. I tell them that if they show any partisanship at all, I'll run their a$$. I make sure the person keeping the book is using a pencil with an eraser and that the person running the clock can count to over ten without taking his shoes off. I tell them that if they brought any food, they have to give half to my partner and me. Finally, I tell them that if a sub reports to the table without having his jersey tucked in to smack him upside the head.

Then I get the coaches together and ask them if they want to buy foul insurance.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Then I get the coaches together and ask them if they want to buy foul insurance.

I love it! Seven years here and you're still coming up with new ones!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

I love it! Seven years here and you're still coming up with new ones!

I forgot to mention you always need to ask if they want the "indirect technical" rider.

[MichaelVA2000]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I forgot to mention you always need to ask if they want the "indirect technical" rider.

Don't forget "travel insurance".

[rgncjn]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Then I get the coaches together and ask them if they want to buy foul insurance.

What are the details of the policy?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by rgncjn

What are the details of the policy?

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