Home team scorer

[JugglingReferee]

There's no penalty for not having a scorer - just don't start the game and let game management deal with it. You're not there to try and recruit volunteers.

For perception's sake we need to have a neutral scorer, at least by ability and position. Have them sit equidistant from and between the benches. If they don't like that, politely remind them why this is required. If they still don't like that, let game management know along with the opposing coach.

They can fight it out if a score keeper doesn't wish to sit in the proper place. You could always assign a new person to be the official scorer who will sit in the proper place.