How to deal with those pesky squirrels!

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Speaking of flying squirrels, there is a place in Seattle that sells incredibly weird stuff. It's Archie McPhee. www.mcphee.com

You can get their catalog and buy toys that fling objects through the air (not real ones, duh), like the cat-a-pult, chicken chucker, boss toss, chuck-a-duck, cattle pult and my personal favorite, the nun chuck. I also have the lunch lady action figure and the yodeling pickle.

Sorry for the plug, but these guys are worth it. I've been buying stuff from them since 1979.

yeah...it's pretty clear you've been buying *someone's* stuff since way before 1979

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

yeah...it's pretty clear you've been buying *someone's* stuff since way before 1979

Are you trying to med-dle in my business?

[Coltdoggs]

Hey, would this thing work on coaches we eject!

[26 Year Gap]

They would have to like whatever the squirrel likes. But you could get in trouble for baiting the coach.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

They would have to like whatever the squirrel likes. But you could get in trouble for baiting the coach.

I know how to bait a squirrel. You hide behind a bush and make a noise like a chesnut.

It's true, it's true......

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

I know how to bait a squirrel. You hide behind a bush and make a noise like a chesnut.

It's true, it's true......

That isn't what Bozo said. Allegedly.

[MajorCord]

I wonder what the last thing that went through that squirrel's mind was (besides his backside)