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Old Wed Sep 26, 2007, 11:27pm
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Mark "Twinkletoes" Cuban

Just in case anybody cares, Mark Cuban got the lowest scores of all the celebrity men on Dancing With the Stars. Even lower than Wayne Newton who's like 97 yrs old and looks really bizarre with his face lifts and botox or whatever he uses. Even so, Cuban didn't get the lowest of everyone. One little supermodel (who actually didn't look all that bad) got lower and was the first one off the show. She was at least fun to look at, even if she couldn't dance very well.

I personally couldn't care less, but my husband and 9 year old son LOVE the show and watch it all every week. SO I couldn't help but find out how Cuban did. We'll see how long he lasts.
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Just in case anybody cares, Mark Cuban got the lowest scores of all the celebrity men on Dancing With the Stars. Even lower than Wayne Newton who's like 97 yrs old and looks really bizarre with his face lifts and botox or whatever he uses. Even so, Cuban didn't get the lowest of everyone. One little supermodel (who actually didn't look all that bad) got lower and was the first one off the show. She was at least fun to look at, even if she couldn't dance very well.

I personally couldn't care less, but my husband and 9 year old son LOVE the show and watch it all every week. SO I couldn't help but find out how Cuban did. We'll see how long he lasts.
I've learned that people who are smart in technology rarely can dance well.

Cuban will be gone next week.

As for little supermodels, women who you can see through are not that attractive. They should get some meat on their bones. Men don't like to dance with a skeleton.
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I've learned that people who are smart in technology rarely can dance well.
Uh-oh. That oughta piss off the NAAPWASITACDW.

They'll be all over you for that statement.
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Old Thu Sep 27, 2007, 08:16am
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His dancing was by far the worst, even though Pretty Boy Floyd got worse judge scores (by one point). I'm rooting for Cuban to go next, but only because it's unethical and unchristian to hope he stays long enough to re-injure his hip.

My favorite line, though was from the supermodel's professional dancer, "She's deceptively unfit."
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Won't be the first time he'll be thrown out. But, at least he won't have to pay a fine.
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Uh-oh. That oughta piss off the NAAPWASITACDW.

They'll be all over you for that statement.
National Association for the Advancement of People Who Are S___ In Technology And Can Dance Well?
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National Association for the Advancement of People Who Are S___ In Technology And Can Dance Well?
Wow, impressive.

I just thought he had fell asleep on his keyboard and random characters showed up.
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Wow, impressive.

I just thought he had fell asleep on his keyboard and random characters showed up.
Need a participle there, fella.
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Need a participle there, fella.
Sorry, I try not to leave mine dangling around for all to see.
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Sorry, I try not to leave mine dangling around for all to see.
I don't blame you. Why, just this morning I drove past a flock of geese listening to the radio.
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Wow, impressive.

I just thought he had fell asleep on his keyboard and random characters showed up...
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Need a participle there, fella.
Negative!
We do not need M&M to be showing us a participle. He might dangle it.
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National Association for the Advancement of People Who Are Smart In Technology And Can Dance Well?
Yup. Watch out for their guerrilla arm- the SPCPWASITACDW; they'll tapdance your azz from here to next week.
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I don't blame you. Little kids giggling, grandmothers falling down laughing, MILF's snickering......the humanity, the humanity......
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I don't blame you. Little kids giggling, grandmothers falling down laughing, MILF's snickering......the humanity, the humanity......
Hey, watch it. I just might throw one of these mini-donuts at you.
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