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Old Mon Jan 21, 2002, 08:41pm
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In addition to all my basketball officiating I'm also a Senior Pastor, and this past Friday I officiated at a funeral, a boys JV basketball game and a wedding! All in one day!!

Problem was, I called a violation on the funeral director and a personal foul on the groom later that evening.
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Old Mon Jan 21, 2002, 08:59pm
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Was there a 'dead' ball foul at the funeral? Sorry I couldn't help it.
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Old Mon Jan 21, 2002, 10:51pm
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After the wedding, did the groom go "over the back"?

Sorry, I couldn't help it, either.
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Old Mon Jan 21, 2002, 11:42pm
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After the wedding, did the groom go "over the back"?

Sorry, I couldn't help it, either.
I think the fouls were more of the personal type. (Probably intentional, too )
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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 02:07am
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I think the fouls were more of the personal type. (Probably intentional, too )
Flagrant, if she's lucky.

Geez... We need to stop.
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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 03:20pm
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Actually the call on the Groom was "Illegal use of hands."


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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 03:24pm
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Wait a minute, they are married now...why would it be illegal use of hands. Sounds more like he got her on the body. Or is that she got him WITH the body.
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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 03:31pm
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backcourt violation. Geez... let's do stop this nonsense!
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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 03:57pm
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I'm sure my buddy from Southern Oregon, Paul the Pastor, who started this thread, is really happy he did.

Sometimes, you just gotta say, "The devil made me do it."

BTW - here's a football one. Did you hear about the quarterback who thought he was marrying a tight end, but wound up with a wide receiver?

OK - I promise - that's it. (yeah, suuuuuuuure)
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Old Tue Jan 22, 2002, 07:41pm
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OK - I promise - that's it. (yeah, suuuuuuuure)
Yeah, and every coach in the country reads the rulebook! (The real one, not S&I!!!)
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