In addition to all my basketball officiating I'm also a Senior Pastor, and this past Friday I officiated at a funeral, a boys JV basketball game and a wedding! All in one day!!

Problem was, I called a violation on the funeral director and a personal foul on the groom later that evening. :rolleyes:

Was there a 'dead' ball foul at the funeral? Sorry I couldn't help it.

After the wedding, did the groom go "over the back"?

Sorry, I couldn't help it, either.

I think the fouls were more of the personal type. (Probably intentional, too :D)

Flagrant, if she's lucky.

Geez... We need to stop. :)

Actually the call on the Groom was "Illegal use of hands."
;)

Wait a minute, they are married now...why would it be illegal use of hands. Sounds more like he got her on the body. Or is that she got him WITH the body.

Let's Hope the Groom Didn't Commit a...
 

backcourt violation. Geez... let's do stop this nonsense!

I'm sure my buddy from Southern Oregon, Paul the Pastor, who started this thread, is really happy he did.

Sometimes, you just gotta say, "The devil made me do it."

BTW - here's a football one. Did you hear about the quarterback who thought he was marrying a tight end, but wound up with a wide receiver?

OK - I promise - that's it. (yeah, suuuuuuuure)

Yeah, and every coach in the country reads the rulebook! (The real one, not S&I!!!)