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[Lotto]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

What we need is more federal guidance in the selection of cheerleaders. Perhaps something like No Cheerleader Left Behind.

A cheerleader without a left behind would look pretty odd...

[Jurassic Referee]

Well, Mommy Wysenda and daughter Wycoda probably figured.....wynota.

What next? Maybe Old School suing somebody to become a real official? Chuck suing somebody to be tall-er? The Cubs suing somebody to win a World Series?

[Mark Padgett]

On a similar note, the University of Oregon announced yesterday they were adding a "competitive" cheerleading squad because then they would be allowed by the NCAA to offer scholarships. They also announced they were dropping the school's wrestling program. Apparently, the two actions are not related. Yeah....sure. Title IX rides again.

Oh yeah - the U of O is now going to bring back its defunct baseball program. Ya' don't think the fact that Oregon State just won back-to-back college championships in that sport has anything to do with it, do ya'?

Alumni bragging rights and dollars are at stake after all.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

The Cubs suing somebody to win a World Series?

Hey, I've got my firm, Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe, looking into that right now.

I'm not gettin' any younger, you know.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

I'm not gettin' any younger, you know.

For that youthful look, let me recommend this.....

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/a...p/t-20210.html

Be very careful. In your case, overuse could make your head disappear.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well, Mommy Wysenda and daughter Wycoda probably figured.....wynota.

You are horrible!

Shame on you for making fun of someone's name!