Dumb Coaches

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Brian Watson
I'll raise everyone a extra head coach. Last night Girls Varsity, we barely made it to bonus (7 fouls) on the visiting team, and didn't even get there on the home team. Our "room" was a coaches office in the Home locker room. As we are walking in at the half we hear the coach "Now be careful, you know they are going to call the ticky-tack fouls the rest of the game". I don't know what his definition of ticky-tack was, but I almost asked him if HE was watching the same game as us.

You blew a golden opportunity to create your own Davism. Coming out for the second half, you could have reported the first foul against his team as (for instance), "blue, 21, for a ticky-tack." The look on his face would have been priceless.

However, I don't know what the hand signal is for that. Any suggestions? Maybe a light slap on a limp wrist.