One from tonight. Game's a 50 point blowout with 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter. Losing team (A) has the ball in the frontcourt, A1 is slightly handchecked by B1, but there's no displacement or loss of ball. A's coach: "THAT'S A FOUL!!!"

The response (which I didn't say, because I was only the timer): "Not with 20 seconds to go, coach!"

As long as we're slamming grammar and spelling, I have to add that irregardless is not a word. Sorry.

"winter brake"

Is this what they put on a sled so no one will BREAK their neck?

Bob

"As long as we're slamming grammar and spelling, I have to add that irregardless is not a word. Sorry."

if you read carefully, you'd have seen that Jurassic was making a "funny", and misspelling words, or using wrong ones.

Bob

And - he was being subtle in doing it because I made this very same comment on a post by devdog.

Try to keep up, dude. :)

Unless - you were doing the same thing. Cool.

I realize that now that I read the post a second time. I may be slow but I'm stupid.

I'll raise everyone a extra head coach. Last night Girls Varsity, we barely made it to bonus (7 fouls) on the visiting team, and didn't even get there on the home team. Our "room" was a coaches office in the Home locker room. As we are walking in at the half we hear the coach "Now be careful, you know they are going to call the ticky-tack fouls the rest of the game". I don't know what his definition of ticky-tack was, but I almost asked him if HE was watching the same game as us.

You blew a golden opportunity to create your own Davism. Coming out for the second half, you could have reported the first foul against his team as (for instance), "blue, 21, for a ticky-tack." The look on his face would have been priceless.

However, I don't know what the hand signal is for that. Any suggestions? Maybe a light slap on a limp wrist.

Mark, if you keep posting like this, you'll blow your cover...

Calling it both ways? :D

Oh, sheez...

That was not what I meant at all. Mark knows what I'm talking about. No one else should read that last post from me.

There's a couple of us that know what you're talking about.We don't want him to stop,either!:D:

Signal for calling it both ways?
 

The official goes to reporting area and presents both hands at the waist level and "rocks them" like s/he is bouncing a slinky back and forth. Verbalizes: "Foul, both ways, 32 White, (Pause) White, 32, both ways , Foul" :D