Off topic - Happy 4th of July

[Mark Padgett]

Today we celebrate the USA's birthday. It is a day in which we honor great Americans, like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Scooter Libby.

[JugglingReferee]

Happy Independence Day, 'eh!

PS: Don't forget about Diebler!

[M&M Guy]

I especially like the 5th, when you can get great bargains on absolutely everything at the "After the 4th" sales.

Warts and all though, this is still a great country.

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

I especially like the 5th,

I used to like a 5th, too. But, since the industry went metric, I can only find 750ml bottles.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

I used to like a 5th, too. But, since the industry went metric, I can only find 750ml bottles.

Understood.

But, when do you get a chance to drink them? You're in bed by 7:00 most nights...

[Indianaref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Today we celebrate the USA's birthday. It is a day in which we honor great Americans, like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Scooter Libby.

Don't forget Bill Clinton's pardons http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pardonchartlst.htm

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Understood.

But, when do you get a chance to drink them? You're in bed by 7:00 most nights...

It's 5:00 somewhere.

24 hours in a day. 24 bottles in a case. Coincidence?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

It's 5:00 somewhere.

24 hours in a day. 24 bottles in a case. Coincidence?

I think not.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Understood.

But, when do you get a chance to drink them? You're in bed by 7:00 most nights...

No - Bob uses metric time also. 7:00 is now 9:47.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

No - Bob uses metric time also. 7:00 is now 9:47.

That's just like the old George Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman" bit:
"It's 9:00 in Los Angeles."
"It's 10:00 in Denver."
"It's 11:00 in Chicago."
"In Baltimore it's 6:42 - time for the 11:00 news!"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

That's just like the old George Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman" bit:
"It's 9:00 in Los Angeles."
"It's 10:00 in Denver."
"It's 11:00 in Chicago."
"In Baltimore it's 6:42 - time for the 11:00 news!"

I saw a Second City review in Vegas in which the announcer, wearing a channel 8 blazer said, "It's five o'clock - time for the six o'clock news at seven here on eight."

[brandan89]

Hey Mark, if you would please sir, give me an e-mail I would like to ask you a question. [email protected] or [email protected]

Thanks...

PS How is Dave?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by brandan89

Hey Mark, if you would please sir, give me an e-mail I would like to ask you a question. [email protected] or [email protected]

Thanks...

PS How is Dave?

OK, Brandan. I emailed you. I'm not going to get a bunch of emails from some "government official" in Nigeria asking me to launder some money, am I?

BTW - haven't seen Dave in quite a while, unfortunately.