When is the next WA meeting?

[rainmaker]

....now at the end of my second whole day (48 hours!!) with no basketball...

...snapping at the kids...

...eyes darting nervously back and forth...

...dreaming about block/charge, tossing, last-second shots...

...my husband says I'm reporting fouls in my sleep...

... caught myself stepping one pace sideways in church tonight to get a better angle on the candlelighters.....

Does anyone know of an emergency Whistles Anonymous meeting tomorrow in the Portland (OR) area??

(Maybe I'll take my whistle to the park tomorrow morning when I walk the dog, and see if I can master the "Triple-Tweet" technique so many college refs use....)