In FIBA, what do you call taking care of the prison? Gaol tending.

Extra points for that one, Bob, although you misspelled FEEBLE. :D

If one of the NBA's Nets changes his shirt at halftime, is he then wearing a New Jersey new jersey? :confused:

No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.

Oh oh, my my. (Sorry, mick.)

Bob, I'm afraid it's official (so to speak) - you now need some of Padgett's meds. Badly.

Bob we won't stand for your pun-ishment anymore! :cool:

Sorry - I never bring enough for the rest of the class. :(

Mary will sympathize with our concern -- I"ll talk to her about sharing.

WORST ONE EVER! EVER!

(Consider it stolen.)

Edit: I lied. This is the worst evar:

The old official finally retired from the profession. He said he just couldn't whistle while he worked anymore....

Clock operators never die...they just get Oldtimers.

The officials had to stop the game to wipe off the floor. Apparently, a player had lost his dribble.

Juulie - she spells it "Merri". She's very touchy about that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she likes to be touched. :(

At least, that\'s what she tells you, eh?

I knew that, and just forgot. Tell her I\'m sorry.

Yeah - isn\'t it strange how some women spell their names in an unconventional way? :rolleyes: