Black Sheep

[JoeT]

Originally posted by Hawks Coach
I am seeing my lawyer today to have my will revised before he steps on the court

Leave the lawyer out of it. Just go straight to the nearest Jesuit and ask about the going rates for an exorcism.

Hey Hawks - love your posts as I'm a fellow coach as well as being a ref. My son is 2 1/2, and he's not sure where coaching stops and reffing starts (or vice-versa). He runs around the house with a whistle yelling "block out," then calling fouls. (Oh yeah, to make matters worse, my wife is a coach as well.) I'm waiting for DCFS to come by and charge us with "malicious moral ambiguity...."

(By the way, if anybody has tips on how to get a 2 1/2 year-old to get his fist up to stop the clock before bird-dogging, please email me privately.)

[Edited by JoeT on Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:01 AM]